Monthly Update: May

Okay, just so all my readers know:

-TBQelite's data has been returned via "Yatara". Don't ask.

-Having free time does wonders for your creativity.

-McDonalds really screwed up my order today. Ordered a BaconCheese Burger...and it came without the burger. Literally. There was no burger patty in it.

That's it.

-TSW

Breaking News: Data being held hostage

I recently snapped.

It was a long time in coming, and many things factored in. However, I can do one thing about one of them: I kidnapped the data that was staying on my harddrives as a guest for TBQelite.

Here is the (incomplete) letter to him

So it happened. Your data is taking up too much of my hard drive space. So now instead of being given guest statis, it had being downgraded to hostage statis and well not be returned until you have met my demands.

I want:

-****** *******
-******
-******* ******** **** (********)
-* ******
-******
-*******'* *** **
-More ***** *** *****
-More ****** **** *****
-One ******* billion ******
-A *** party

You can exempt one from the list...

-Th3 3\/1l_ H4xx0r 0f d00/\/\1!!!11!11

lolz.

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So...if TBQelite wants his precious data back, he better meet my demands or...I'll keep his data FOREVER!!!! Or until I really need space. :)

Spring Quarter

Day marks the day that Sring Quarter starts at BCC. And...I don't have much to do. I'm in one class that meets once a week, but hopefully I'll be getting an internship here at the college doing photoshop stuff.

Later.

US Citizen Test

You Passed the US Citizenship Test

Congratulations - you got 10 out of 10 correct!

Could You Pass the US Citizenship Test?

Yeah, could you?

LOLZ

We are the w1nnerz:

US Keeps the Net

Pwn j00, j00 UN noobz!

Another reason to be angry at liberals

Okay, the congress voted today. Yeah sure, you say? So what, you say?

Well it has to with us. Bloggers.

They voted, and failed to pass, an act that would have excempted bloggers from following hundreds of of pages of rules by the FCC.

So...how well are you versed in FCC regs? I thought so; better get reading.

Double Standard? I don't see....*CRACK*

Well.

First, watch this. It's a WMV off of amazon.com.

Now than, presuming that you are too lazy to have seen it. I'll have a quick description for you:

Al Franken (infamious liberal radio-host) is pitching his book in a commmerical. He has three guys (all white btw) and he greets each one in turn and they talk briefly. the third guy that he greets is not a lib, but a right-winger. After a quick exchange in which this is revealed, Franken kicks him in the groin, and smashes a (painfully obivious) breakable stool over his head. Than one of the other guys breaks a bottle over his head. And everyone is laughing. Except me.

Now I'm all for humor, but imagine if Sean Hannity, or (god forbid) Michael Savage were to do something like that. The sheer amount of outrage coming from all the libs would make you forget that we were ever in a war in Iraq! Why is it, again and again, that we have to suffer these indignities while those prissy little *BLANK*s can get away with whatever they want?

Ah, SIA.