2006-04-26

Breaking News: Data being held hostage

I recently snapped.

It was a long time in coming, and many things factored in. However, I can do one thing about one of them: I kidnapped the data that was staying on my harddrives as a guest for TBQelite.

Here is the (incomplete) letter to him

So it happened. Your data is taking up too much of my hard drive space. So now instead of being given guest statis, it had being downgraded to hostage statis and well not be returned until you have met my demands.

I want:

-****** *******
-******
-******* ******** **** (********)
-* ******
-******
-*******'* *** **
-More ***** *** *****
-More ****** **** *****
-One ******* billion ******
-A *** party

You can exempt one from the list...

-Th3 3\/1l_ H4xx0r 0f d00/\/\1!!!11!11

lolz.

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So...if TBQelite wants his precious data back, he better meet my demands or...I'll keep his data FOREVER!!!! Or until I really need space. :)

4 comments:

Neemund said...

I've copied most of his data that I want but I'd like a day or two warning before you delete the rest of it. Just in case. So why didn't you give it all back at the last LAN event?

Anonymous said...

Noooooooooo!!!!!

Matt said...

"A *** party"

I think he means to return the data when he gets this last item on the list. At least it sounds like a good opportunity.

Anonymous said...

Call now! Now!! You're not calling fast enough!!!

Hurry!! You'll miss your opportunity! Shadow Walker!!! Faster!!!! Noo!!!!!!!